Umami Burger – Umami League (my cousin, @modernhuman)

June 29, 2011
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My cousin, Luke Sommer (AKA Modern Human), made this commercial for a local burger chain. share: Recommend on Facebook Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers Tumblr it Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post Tell a friend

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Excellent Adventure, Day 2 Thoughts

June 7, 2011
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4:14 AM: Wake up. Wide awake. Convince myself it’s too damn early and semi-sleep for another 90 minutes. Get up, pack up.   6:00 AM: Free breakfast always tastes better. Even though I know I’m paying for it in the room rate. So, I guess it’s not free. In that case, it was mediocre....

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Seth’s Excellent Adventure, Day 1 Thoughts

June 4, 2011
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Seth’s Excellent Adventure, Day 1 Thoughts

Prequel: had dinner with the kids and Erin at Chester’s last night. One more green chili cheeseburger. Cried like the Cowardly Lion if he got hit with pepper spray after saying goodbye (for 2 weeks) to the kids. And Erin. 6:04 AM: Rolled out of the driveway of the house that had finally helped make Texas feel...

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The Grayscales of Justice

April 13, 2011
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I saw this from a friend on Facebook today: Remember when teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crashed the stock market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, spilled oil in the Gulf of Mexico, gave themselves billions in bonuses, and paid no taxes? Yeah, me neither. I...

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How To Be An Awesome Blogger In 3 Easy Steps

February 16, 2011
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stick man walking up stairs

1. Break a complex subject into 2. Three arbitrary & meaningless steps 3. Title your post “How To In 3 Easy Steps” 4. Always include a fourth “bonus” step. E.g.: Profit! Eat a donut! or (my fave) Skip to Ma Lou My Darlin! See? It’s simple. Like this stick man walking...

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